I’m a Porn Star.* Really.

                                                                                                  *But only from the knees down.**

**Seriously, you don’t want to see the other bits of me. Everything’s melted, like, two feet lower than where it’s expected to be, which makes me feel bad for gropers.

Southern Sin <-See those legs walking out that door?

Yeah. Not mine. My calves are a freak of nature, and if you want to see them, you have to open up fetish-porn sites on your computer, and good luck with that especially if you’re at work, you reckless bastard.

How a Georgia girl raised in the Baptist church turned into a PORN STAR though…That I can show you. It’s in the book. Page 220.

Buy meeeeeeeeeeeeeee. You know you want to.

Cool-Ass Reviews

Elane Johnson’s “Porn Star” is amusing and surprising, not nearly so salty as the title suggests. 

Shenandoah: The Washington and Lee University Review

Then, there’s Elane Johnson’s “Porn Star” about a woman who decides to take advantage of her muscular calves and make her mother proud all at the same time…You’ll have to read the story to find out just how she gets there.

Deep South Magazine

There’s one about one of the few women who ran moonshine back in the day, one about a woman experiencing vaginal atrophy after menopause that will break your heart and one about a woman whose calves are used in porn movies—not her body, just her calves!

Curve

At every turn, these essays are full of surprises… An unassuming teacher finds that there’s an audience—and a market—for photographs of her big, strong calves.

Chapter 16

Southern Sin is a significant addition to liberation literature that transcends regionalism even as it celebrates it.

Alice Randall, author of The Wind Done Gone